TSA Barbie: US Homeland Security Specialist.

What would Barbie do.....During terrorist alert situations?

Answer:
This is TSA Barbie, a retired Proctologist, who now works at the
airport for Homeland Security, her dream job... As one of the top officers in charge at SFO, she performs full cavity searches for suspicious passengers. With Home Land Security USA, our country is now even safer!
*Notice all her tools, lube bottle, and knee pads.

** (NFS, on loan from owner).